No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...