A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...