Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...