yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
Be Bolder
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
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