Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...