yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Blonde quickies 41-60
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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
Talk to the judge
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The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
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No legs cold.
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30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
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