Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...