Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...
10 commandments
The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...