Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen