Mysterious picture
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...