What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...
Top ten least popular self help books
10. “Lie Your Sweet Ass Off And Become A Millionaire” 9. “Choking Coaches For...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband…
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband “Wasmaking love to me...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.