Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis…
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Grinch Quiz!
How to Tell if You’re a GrinchThis is a set of essential personality tests...
Ebonics As a Second Language
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....