If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...