How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Answering machine
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A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
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Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
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The Man’s Point System!
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Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
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