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A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
Trip to San Francisco
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Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
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At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
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