How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Bad News…
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his...