Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...