The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Attorney Hunting Rules
A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 – Any person with...