Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...