5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
You have to read the whole thing — Home Economics
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950′s Home...
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...