My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...