Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Be A Smoker!
Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Leprechaun Jokes
|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the...