Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...