I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!