In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...