Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...