The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.