Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...