How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...