Red fire fighter
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Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
The Essay.
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....