How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...