Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...