Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...