Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...