This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...