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That was Zen, this is Tao.
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...