Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...