HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
Top10 New Summer Camps!
Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to: 10. Tommy Lee’s———-...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Condom Sponsors!
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms....