I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
Sex Before Mass
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....