Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Adam Accused By Eve!
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands….When Adam stayed out very late for...