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Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...