I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...