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“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
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Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
New scientific theories V
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