Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...