Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...