Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...