What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...