Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
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Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Lightbulbs for dinner
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Politics Quotes
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Stupid sports quotes
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If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
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