There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
A man’s translations
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...