Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!